She’s Baaaaaack……………………….

Time To Get Back To It

Tuesday, May 5, 2015/Categories: Entries

She’s Baaaaaack……………………….

So……………it was pointed out to me by several people this evening that I have been AWOL for quite some time and need to get back at it, because Gym Bytch is not about me, it is about the entertainment of others. So for the three people that find me entertaining I am going to start this baby up again.

Where have I been?? Well, getting settled in at two car dealerships - a Chrysler Dodge Jeep Ram dealership and a Ford dealership - right here in East Central Illinois - so send in your friends or your enemies - depends on how you feel about me! Regardless of how you feel about me, I have an excellent customer centric staff. I have also started a film company with two other partners - very exciting. I have won a really nice award, I have been in the paper, I have received hate mail and hate texts. I have decided not to let those bother me. Haters gonna hate. They have nothing more worthwhile to do.

But I decided to come back on this auspicious date - Cinco de Mayo. That would be the 5th of May for you less well educated toads. Many believe that on this date they are celebrating the Mexican Independence day. They would be wrong. Mexican Independence Day is September 16. Cinco de Mayo occurred in 1862 when the Mexican army beat the French forces in the Battle of Puebla. This was an unlikely victory so deemed worthy of celebration.

For most Americans it is simply a day to swill tequila and eat at Mexican restaurants while speaking loudly and pronouncing everything incorrectly. Any excuse to over imbibe is a good one for most whities. I can say that. I am a whitie. I am also a girl. I used the word girl in something I wrote lately and was raked over the coals because the woman found it demeaning to refer to college age females as girls. Hell you bitch, I'm 50 and I'm still a girl. Like I said before, haters gonna hate. If they were actually valuable member of society they would doing something else. Something constructive, or perhaps something for those less fortunate.

So - the Bytch is back - and - Feliz Cinco de Mayo - don't forget to drink plenty of water and pop a couple ibuprofen before bedtime!


The Gym Bytch

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