This atrocity is thanks to my friend DD - thank you???? I don't think I should really thank you for sending this because I would rather gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon then look at this bit of hell on earth.

Here is the caption that was originally under the photo: Nnnnooooo. Nooooo! I don’t want to say hello to kitty. No! That’s a bad kitty! Get out of here kitty! Should be goodbye and never come back kitty! Florida

"Bad kitty" does not begin to cover the problem here. Hunting season on giant fat ass kitty may be more appropriate. Is this person's skirt riding up?? Do they even have on a skirt?? Is the dress in a size so small that that's all the further it goes down?? Why do they make Hello Kitty underpants in that size?? I'm guessing that by later in the day this will be Shit Stain Kitty, or Bacon Strip Kitty. I guarantee you it isn't going to meow at you................and whatever you do, do not pet the kitty.

I cannot unsee this train wreck. In order to rid my mind's eye of this I have to share it -- mission accomplished.

I hope she did not vajazzle the front of herself --- I would guess that if you can't see your vajazzled lady parts under your bubble puss you don't spend the money to do that...............oh hell -- who knows!!

Love,
The Gym Bitch