Halloween

Thursday, October 30, 2014

Is there a limit on decorations? Should there be an ordinance - well, hell no, but could there be a citation for tacky??

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Micro Penis – Could It Get Any Worse?

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Please weigh in on what a man should do if he has micro penis, and is there a fate worse than that - if so what is it?

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Upcoming Topics

Monday, October 27, 2014

Nothing provides more fodder for this column than large gatherings of people, cocktails and some good friends joining in on the fun………….

 

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Feet

Sunday, October 26, 2014

Quite frankly I would rather get a dick pic then a foot -- another dating don't from the Bytch.

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Disposable Penis

Friday, October 24, 2014

This is a sad story of dismemberment……

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Fifty Shades of Shitty Writing

Thursday, October 23, 2014

A summary of the writing of the Fifty Shades trilogy or how to make an exciting topic boring.

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Hard Day For a Bytch

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

It's a tough life, but someone has to get manicures, pedicures and tattoos -- and quite frankly more of you should!

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Tattoo Number 4

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Tattoo Number 4

Tattoos are not for nut sacks -- literally or figuratively!  But coffee infused tequila is for everyone!

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Subject: Fleets: medical vs recreational use?

Saturday, October 18, 2014

Always happy to give my opinion………..even on enimas.

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Backside Jargon

Friday, October 17, 2014

Helping a concerned and confused reader be more confident when discussing their sphincter.

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Cougar Life

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

There really is a website called Cougar Life and it never pays to lie.

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Sunday at the Grocery Store

Sunday, October 12, 2014

Grocery shopping is depressing and you should not be subjected to hideous music during that time……….And I lost at a car show

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Twas The Night Before Fur Ball

Thursday, October 9, 2014

Twas The Night Before Fur Ball

The Champaign County Humane Society holds a big dinner auction called the Fur Ball - this year I am the chair --- I wrote a little poem to the cadence of Twas The Night Before Christmas………..so there!!  I can write an entire poem and blog entry without cussing.

 

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Dick and Penis

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Is saying dick and penis really an academic freedom.  I want to be free to say them, but to preach about that at a top research university………I dare say most of the general public has the brain of a 12-year-old boy!

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