I had never heard of Blackout Wednesday until yesterday – when I seemed to be in the midst of celebrating it with a big group of friends.  

It has become apparent that when this group is all together, we don’t have enough common sense to fill a thimble.   Or more colorfully stated – our collective sensibility in a gnat’s ass, is like a BB in a boxcar.  Ponder that. 

Here is how it has shaken out --- several people with bad hangovers.

Some have gone completely AWOL today but I presume them to be still alive.

Two passed out in a car. 

At least two if not three threw up today.

Several woke up and went back to bed.

One missed part of Thanksgiving, only to get up and slop a pumpkin bar down the front of their grandpa.

ALL were driven home safely.

No animals or small children were injured.

My dogs have thoroughly enjoyed a full day of “mom time” on the couch, while watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade and now a dog show. 

I am also cooking – but have alerted two people that did not partake in last night’s frivolity – because me handling a large knife and a gas stove seems ill conceived. So far so good.

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!

Love,

The Gym Bytch