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Monday, December 1, 2014/Categories: Entries

 In a posting a few days ago I stated that there is no point at all in making an extra small cock ring – I mean babies don’t wear them – and I really don’t think young men should adorn themselves with such things until they are at least 18 years old. You know, legal. 

Anyway, as it turns out, one of my readers sent me an article from Gawker written by a woman that claims to be a little dick enthusiast.  She says big dicks are worth absolutely nothing because you can’t fuck them or suck them they way you would like to.  She goes on to explain that a big penis can choke you and make you throw up – then you are just left sober and embarrassed.

I’m not sure she is thinking clearly.  There are a lot of different ways to skin a cat, as it were.  Are you so drunk ma’am that you have a hypersensitive gag reflex?  Are you drunk enough to be unsure of whose cock is in your mouth? Both of these are problems.  And not of the penile sort but rather problems of your whorish lifestyle.

And I am not even sure what proper etiquette dictates if you vomit on someone’s delicate under portions………I’m guessing this tramp has had to deal with that at some point.  Do you offer to get a towel, help him to the shower??  If I were her “date” I would punch her right in the head at that point.  It would be ok.  Grown humans should not throw up on each other without facing the possible consequences. 

Anyway, as I write this, I am not even sure what to think.  I believe life is too short for little dicks.  I believe that if you have micro penis and cut it off, that no one should reattach it and I believe that it is ok to ask for a peek at it early on so you can choose to walk away. No harm, no foul.  I suppose these could be some of the many reasons that I am dating impaired, but I’m quite happy with my life – so she can have her small dick fan club.  That is group I feel no need to join. But I can point out a few possible dates to her at the gym. They are typically in spandex and appear to be smuggling a baby carrot in their pants.

Love,

The Gym Bytch

 

 

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