What are your thoughts on the use of fleet enimas for recreational purposes? I don't typically have problems with constipation. However, I find joy in the occasional release when my week nights start to lull. Why don't the manufacturers market the product in a more sexy or discrete means? I am a bit embarrassed upon my trips to Walgreens to restock. And, why can't they come up with various scents & colors?

Dear Enima User:

To clarify for readers that may not have first hand knowledge of enimas - Fleet is actually a brand name -- and does come in a box with a soothing green label.I am not going to give you advice on the medical side - but as far as recreationally - I say knock yourself out!  If it causes no harm to animals or young children in your home I don't have a problem with it. By young - I mean anyone under the age of what is consensual in your state.  If you want to be discrete use mail order - I'm sure Amazon carries the product.  As for sexy…….I mean right on the label it says "Extra Volumne, Comfortip, Easy Squeeze bottle"  - those are all pretty sexy.  But as a user - maybe you have some suggestions for what about this makes you feel sexy……….and scents and colors??  Are you that flexible??  Do you like to see a pastel wash around your shit??  Can you smell your own ass -- or is it just like a spray deodorizer - leaving a refreshing scent as it blasts out of your butt??  The Bytch has never had an enima, nor does she intend to, but is always to do a little more research if needed.

Happy cleansing,

The Gym Bytch