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Monday, October 27, 2014/Categories: Entries

 I have just returned from a great night out with some of my fabulous friends – some that I have known a lifetime and some that are new – all equally special and so much fun!!

We went to an event at Krannert Center for The Performing Arts --- that is all I will give away – oh and Molly Ringwald sang blues/jazz at this event – surprise performance………..so you may have seen me milling around with some people – well a big group ended up at dinner – four of us were banished to the kids table.  The people at the other table talked about things like the consent decree --- I don’t know what else – my table was too loud and laughing too much to hear what else they talked about.

The really exciting part of this is that I have a few days of fodder for Gym Bytch:

Why do Women with Hot Husband’s Dress Like Dumpy Toads?

Micro Penis – Is There a Worse Fate For A Man?

If You Have Elephant Ankles Should You Wear Strappy High Heels?

If You Could Suck Your Own Dick Would You?   (Clue people --- if you say no – I am calling BULLSHIT on that!!)

Farting, Sharting or How Good Farts Go Bad

Is That Your Phone or Are You Happy To See Me?

Hotel Bars – The Place For Cubs or Bucks

I will elaborate on these in the upcoming days – I just had to get home and commit them to print – we laughed so much we got sweaty!! 

 Those of you that were there know who you are – love you and keep the ideas coming – and you all keep cuming  --- and I know several of you are home seeing just how flexible you are………….

Love,

The Gym Bytch

 

 

 


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