People In My Yard

Saturday, March 29, 2014

People In My Yard

As many of you may know, my current residence is on the market. I still live in this home. So riddle me this............if a for sale sign is in the yard, does that give free reign to strangers to wander around your yard??

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The Bitch Is Moving

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

My apologies for going AWOL again --- I am in the process of moving - within the same community - but no matter how hard I try to move objects with my mind, and regardless of how many spells I have cast -- the old house is still packed with my crap - and it is not jumping into the car and moving itself.

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Shopping with The Bitch

Saturday, March 22, 2014

I came to grips with the fact long ago that if I ventured past black pants and shirts, or jeans and sweatshirts, that I really need to see the outfit hanging together in the store to put things together. Easier yet is to have personal shoppers. As a kid we had them in the major department stores -- today they are some of my well put together friends.

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Fast Paced Friday Night

Friday, March 21, 2014

Some of you may wonder -- What does Gym Bitch do on a Friday night?? Surely, she can't have many friends with that attitude?? But wait, she does have a boyfriend.......

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Midol for Men?!

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Midol for Men?!

Two of my readers have brought up the topic of the effects of Midol on the male ejaculation. Actually one friend told that another friend had Midol in his medicine cabinet and when ask why, he said to enhance his cum shots. Well maybe not those exact words, but close enough. He is not a porn star. Not that I know of. I do know one porn star. I digress.

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The Bitch is Back!

Monday, March 17, 2014

Sorry for the long delay in writing -- too much going on......but I will keep you posted on new and exciting developments with Gym Bitch!!

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Meeting Etiquette

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Meeting Etiquette

"AM I SPEAKING ENGLISH?" "CAN ANYONE PLEASE TELL ME IF I AM SPEAKING ENGLISH?" Have you ever been in a meeting, addressed someone with a question and gotten a completely nonsensical answer. Or the person just talks in circles with words that do not answer the question??

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Traveling Bitch

Saturday, March 8, 2014

Traveling Bitch

If your ass is the size of a buffalo don't wear hot pink sweat pants to travel in. If you don't understand "secure your purse under your arm, it can't sit on the middle of the plane floor", stay home.

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Dear Gym Bytch

Friday, March 7, 2014

The Best Machine in the Gym

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Duck DyNASTY App

Thursday, March 6, 2014

Duck DyNASTY App

This is what can happen to you when your aunt is the Gym Bytch - you get to watch Duck Dynasty and download the DD Beard Booth.....

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FYIB

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

For Your Information, Bytch

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My New Pink Button

Monday, March 3, 2014

My New Pink Button

Human Anatomy...I had not thought about labial color loss........maybe I don't have it yet.

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Dear Gym Bytch

Sunday, March 2, 2014

Pole dancing at a whole new level.

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Gym Bytch Programs

Friday, February 28, 2014

"It's time for my programs..."

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Happy Spritzing

Thursday, February 27, 2014

Happy Spritzing

If you would like to pay to smell like a vulva you now can!! The picture below was sent to me by two male friends of mine. They think that I should pose for a picture sniffing this cologne. In case you haven't gotten to the picture yet - it is perfume that smells like a vagina. Now it does not say what kind of vagina. A shower fresh one, a day old one, a post workout vagina -- I mean we have a ton of variation here - not to mention the unique chemistry of each individual.

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Comments on Comments

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Of course yesterday's comments brought up more comments. Rectal itching and erections lasting 48 hours to name a couple.

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Drug Side Effects

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Drug Side Effects

What about all the drugs that list constipation.

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Not the Produce Aisle

Monday, February 24, 2014

Maybe I should have pointed her in the direction of the Clorox and Lysol...............

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Blackburn College

Friday, February 21, 2014

Changing up my "hat" today

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Gym Bytch 2044

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Two of my loyal readers have sent pictures in the last few days that I would like to share.

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Be Right Back

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Be Right Back Briefing.

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Darkness

Sunday, February 16, 2014

Darkness

If you have girly arms and you have a penis - you should not wear a tank top...

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Valentine's Bytch

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Speaking of Valentine's Day -- ladies - give your man a break -- I have heard so much bitching surrounding this holiday - seriously - it's not a holiday - the rose growers probably made it up, as it is the right number of weeks after Christmas for roses to bloom again......

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Half Assing

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

One of my favorite movie lines come to mind.

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Dear Gym Bytch

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Will you please address the lazy asses that still have their Christmas lights still out ? I post this privately because if my neighbors house loses electrical power by some "strange coincidence" .. or if there was a small fire I don't want to be suspect !!!!! Thank you!

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Bad Kitty

Monday, February 10, 2014

Bad Kitty

I cannot unsee this train wreck. In order to rid my mind's eye of this I have to share it -- mission accomplished.

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Vaginacizing

Sunday, February 9, 2014

It is vaginacizing. Not vajazzling - the act of bedazzling your hooha -- this is exercising your lady parts.

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Little BITs

Saturday, February 8, 2014

Little BITs

I have a man because I want one, not because I need one!

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Formerly Angelic Gym Bytch

Friday, February 7, 2014

How did The Gym Bytch get to be such a bitch you ask yourself?

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Snow Bytch

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Snow Bytch

I just wanted to show you what a stubborn bitch and a shovel can accomplish.

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