Traveling Bitch

Saturday, March 8, 2014

Traveling Bitch

If your ass is the size of a buffalo don't wear hot pink sweat pants to travel in. If you don't understand "secure your purse under your arm, it can't sit on the middle of the plane floor", stay home.

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Duck DyNASTY App

Thursday, March 6, 2014

Duck DyNASTY App

This is what can happen to you when your aunt is the Gym Bytch - you get to watch Duck Dynasty and download the DD Beard Booth.....

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FYIB

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

For Your Information, Bytch

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My New Pink Button

Monday, March 3, 2014

My New Pink Button

Human Anatomy...I had not thought about labial color loss........maybe I don't have it yet.

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Gym Bytch Programs

Friday, February 28, 2014

"It's time for my programs..."

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Happy Spritzing

Thursday, February 27, 2014

Happy Spritzing

If you would like to pay to smell like a vulva you now can!! The picture below was sent to me by two male friends of mine. They think that I should pose for a picture sniffing this cologne. In case you haven't gotten to the picture yet - it is perfume that smells like a vagina. Now it does not say what kind of vagina. A shower fresh one, a day old one, a post workout vagina -- I mean we have a ton of variation here - not to mention the unique chemistry of each individual.

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Comments on Comments

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Of course yesterday's comments brought up more comments. Rectal itching and erections lasting 48 hours to name a couple.

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Not the Produce Aisle

Monday, February 24, 2014

Maybe I should have pointed her in the direction of the Clorox and Lysol...............

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Blackburn College

Friday, February 21, 2014

Changing up my "hat" today

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Gym Bytch 2044

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Two of my loyal readers have sent pictures in the last few days that I would like to share.

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Be Right Back

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Be Right Back Briefing.

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Darkness

Sunday, February 16, 2014

Darkness

If you have girly arms and you have a penis - you should not wear a tank top...

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Valentine's Bytch

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Speaking of Valentine's Day -- ladies - give your man a break -- I have heard so much bitching surrounding this holiday - seriously - it's not a holiday - the rose growers probably made it up, as it is the right number of weeks after Christmas for roses to bloom again......

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Half Assing

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

One of my favorite movie lines come to mind.

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Bad Kitty

Monday, February 10, 2014

Bad Kitty

I cannot unsee this train wreck. In order to rid my mind's eye of this I have to share it -- mission accomplished.

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Vaginacizing

Sunday, February 9, 2014

It is vaginacizing. Not vajazzling - the act of bedazzling your hooha -- this is exercising your lady parts.

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Little BITs

Saturday, February 8, 2014

Little BITs

I have a man because I want one, not because I need one!

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Formerly Angelic Gym Bytch

Friday, February 7, 2014

How did The Gym Bytch get to be such a bitch you ask yourself?

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Snow Bytch

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Snow Bytch

I just wanted to show you what a stubborn bitch and a shovel can accomplish.

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Review Session

Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Please hurry up and get here nice weather!! I don't want to have to beat an incompetent driver, on their way to the grocery store to clog up an aisle, with my snow shovel.

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It's Hot as Hell

Monday, February 3, 2014

Thinking of summer and this came to mind:

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Super Bowl

Sunday, February 2, 2014

I will admit to always thinking that Flea probably smells bad - no harm, no foul when I can't actually smell him!

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Chop Chef

Friday, January 31, 2014

If you think I dish it out, you should have heard the judges!

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