To Haiku or Not To Haiku

Sunday, November 2, 2014

If you are going to be an editor of poetry know what a haiku is --- if you are going to be the editor of a sports section, understand that the World Series is a big deal - not a page three thing!

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How Not To Shop Like An Asshole

Saturday, November 1, 2014

Some shopping do's that will make life so much more enjoyable for everyone!

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Halloween

Thursday, October 30, 2014

Is there a limit on decorations? Should there be an ordinance - well, hell no, but could there be a citation for tacky??

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Micro Penis – Could It Get Any Worse?

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Please weigh in on what a man should do if he has micro penis, and is there a fate worse than that - if so what is it?

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Upcoming Topics

Monday, October 27, 2014

Nothing provides more fodder for this column than large gatherings of people, cocktails and some good friends joining in on the fun………….

 

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Feet

Sunday, October 26, 2014

Quite frankly I would rather get a dick pic then a foot -- another dating don't from the Bytch.

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Disposable Penis

Friday, October 24, 2014

This is a sad story of dismemberment……

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Fifty Shades of Shitty Writing

Thursday, October 23, 2014

A summary of the writing of the Fifty Shades trilogy or how to make an exciting topic boring.

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Hard Day For a Bytch

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

It's a tough life, but someone has to get manicures, pedicures and tattoos -- and quite frankly more of you should!

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Tattoo Number 4

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Tattoo Number 4

Tattoos are not for nut sacks -- literally or figuratively!  But coffee infused tequila is for everyone!

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Backside Jargon

Friday, October 17, 2014

Helping a concerned and confused reader be more confident when discussing their sphincter.

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Cougar Life

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

There really is a website called Cougar Life and it never pays to lie.

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Sunday at the Grocery Store

Sunday, October 12, 2014

Grocery shopping is depressing and you should not be subjected to hideous music during that time……….And I lost at a car show

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Twas The Night Before Fur Ball

Thursday, October 9, 2014

Twas The Night Before Fur Ball

The Champaign County Humane Society holds a big dinner auction called the Fur Ball - this year I am the chair --- I wrote a little poem to the cadence of Twas The Night Before Christmas………..so there!!  I can write an entire poem and blog entry without cussing.

 

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Dick and Penis

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Is saying dick and penis really an academic freedom.  I want to be free to say them, but to preach about that at a top research university………I dare say most of the general public has the brain of a 12-year-old boy!

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Singing and Yard Work

Monday, September 29, 2014

I clearly missed my calling as a rap artist but am hell on a mower!

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A Disturbing Turn of Events

Sunday, September 28, 2014

A Disturbing Turn of Events

Even bitches make fairy gardens sometimes

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Lunch Time - Not Just For Lunch

Thursday, September 25, 2014

Sex and aging - different ways around the issues.

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Costumery and Candy Corn

Friday, September 19, 2014

Costumery and Candy Corn

Running errands is not a time to comment on the fact that I graduated from Indiana University - it is not a bad thing.

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Nut sack vs. Pussy

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Straightening out who can take a bigger beating - a pussy or a nut sack.  The answer is obvious but you should read more just to make sure you get it!

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Atrocity Du Jour

Monday, September 15, 2014

Being a highly paid sports figure does not mean you should be a role model.

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Great Story

Sunday, September 14, 2014

Great Story

I love to read, but this would certainly make me join a book club!!

 

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Unhappy Day

Saturday, September 13, 2014

Unhappy Day
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Flounder Finder

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Dating may not be for me - and men are unrealistic about themselves -- is this a news flash?

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Happy, Sad, Happy, Sad. Sneak Peek. Free Association.

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Relationships, funerals, dead koi and bad handshakes.  Another day of free association with the Gym Bytch!

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Report Avoidance and Another Annoyance

Sunday, August 31, 2014

Reports are a grind, WipeOut looks fun, Throat Punch Thursday should be a real thing and anyone that says "Easy Peasy" should be a victim.

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List of Topics

Friday, August 29, 2014

Friends are good for lots of things, especially helping you think of great topics!!  They will also talk about the Little League World Series and many other things.

 

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Repo Bytch

Friday, August 22, 2014

Repo Bytch

This lady is truly kick ass!

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Fuckstick

Thursday, August 21, 2014

Golf étiquette is never out of style, urinating on the golf course - in the middle of the fairway always is.

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The Bitch Likes Cashews

Saturday, August 9, 2014

The bitch loves cashews, hates dating, hates to see peoples' underwear but would love to own a boat.

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